Surgical precision meets unexpected patient humor

During a recent surgery, I had a patient jokingly ask if they could keep their wisdom teeth to use as a paperweight… It’s moments like these that remind me how important humor is in easing anxiety. What’s the funniest thing a patient has ever said to you during a procedure?

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