Extraction stories that went sideways

Had a patient recently who came in convinced his wisdom teeth were just misunderstood. He insisted they could stay if I threw a party for them. I couldn’t help but chuckle while explaining that sometimes extraction is the best way to avoid a real toothache party later. Anyone else have funny stories from the chair?

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